May 2012
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May 23rd
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In Women's Biology Class TODAY.. Seriously.
Prof: Well, don't you think our periods would be so much better if we all celebrated them?
Me: I don't care if we are all Sisterhood of the Tampax - you can't Kum-by-yah away cramps.
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Prof: The purpose of the vagina is for the penis to enter for procreation. Any other reasons?
Me: Sex. Sex without procreation. Fingers. Sex toys. All around awesomeness.
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Prof: Well, there is a certain PH balance and you need to take care of your.. um... um.. um.. vaginal situation.
Me: Vaginal situation? Seriously?
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Prof: In the sixties there was a trend for women to look 'down there' at themselves with mirrors but women don't do that nowadays. We just leave that to the doctors.
Me: (to my classmate) My brain is having a 'situation' right now.
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Prof: Well, it is far more intimate for woman not to focus on their own orgasm during sex and just to focus on their partner. There is a lot more intimacy that way.
Me: WHAT?
Prof: What?
Me: I'm sorry, that wasn't clear. WHAT THE FUCK???
.... THIS WAS MY ACTUAL CLASS TODAY....
And here I thought it was 2012. My reaction: MERTHUR!!!! Okay, I'm done. :)
May 23rd
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After two years of Edward bitching about Bella's...
Not cool.
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