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In Women's Biology Class TODAY.. Seriously.

Prof:
Well, don't you think our periods would be so much better if we all celebrated them?
Me:
I don't care if we are all Sisterhood of the Tampax - you can't Kum-by-yah away cramps.
....
Prof:
The purpose of the vagina is for the penis to enter for procreation. Any other reasons?
Me:
Sex. Sex without procreation. Fingers. Sex toys. All around awesomeness.
....
Prof:
Well, there is a certain PH balance and you need to take care of your.. um... um.. um.. vaginal situation.
Me:
Vaginal situation? Seriously?
....
Prof:
In the sixties there was a trend for women to look 'down there' at themselves with mirrors but women don't do that nowadays. We just leave that to the doctors.
Me:
(to my classmate) My brain is having a 'situation' right now.
....
Prof:
Well, it is far more intimate for woman not to focus on their own orgasm during sex and just to focus on their partner. There is a lot more intimacy that way.
Me:
WHAT?
Prof:
What?
Me:
I'm sorry, that wasn't clear. WHAT THE FUCK???
.... THIS WAS MY ACTUAL CLASS TODAY....
And here I thought it was 2012. My reaction:
MERTHUR!!!! Okay, I'm done. :)

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Jensen Ackles  - Eye of the Tiger

JARED: We have Phil directing an episode, and Phil’s one of our directors that kinda let us have fun—improv a little bit, play around—and so the scene is I walk up with donuts and bang on the car and catch him kind of amping himself up, so they had this big shot set up, and they were like “And roll cameras, roll sound, and action!”. And I just kinda stood there, I was like, “I’m not going in, I wanna see what he does”, so I guess he didn’t have any idea, coz I didn’t tell anybody. so even Johnny, our first AD, was like, “Hey, hey, cue!” and I was like, “I know, I know, that’s fine”

JENSEN: So I’m sitting there in the front seat and hear the play back, the big speaker, and we’re outside. We’ve got extras walking down the street and cars flying by, and this whole thing. We got two cameras set up—which is why it’s edited together so a lot of people were like no way, they had multiple cameras set up, there was just two cameras set up—and so I’m sitting there, doing the drumming and he should have been here by now… something’s going on—why is he not—he should have stopped it—what’s that—well here come the words…the first line is rising up… That’s just too good. And then I just, I went with it, and then you notice maybe as I’m climbing out the car window that I kinda like, I start smiling and I almost started laughing and I turned and I’m like “No, keep going, keep going, you can do this”

THIS WOULD DISTRACT ROCKY FROM HIS TRAINING

Don’t know about Rocky but it distracts ME :)

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